There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying, ‘How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?’ There were plumbers around the world going, ‘Poor girl, it’s f-ing hell.’ But all joking aside, of course women should be paid the same as men for doing the same job. And she received overwhelming support from people everywhere. Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood.
#Golden globes opening monologue movie
Roman Polanski called it the best date movie ever. The Catholic Church are furious about the film, as it exposes the fact that 5 percent of all their priests have repeatedly molested children and been allowed to continue to work without punishment. So what’s happened this last year, in this crazy business we call show? The excellent Spotlight has been nominated. As if film stars would stay away from the chance of winning a Golden Globe - particularly if their film company has already paid for it. One Hollywood publication said that me hosting would mean some film stars would stay away for fear of being made fun of. I don’t know if that’s because he’s such a great actor or because he reminds me of my nan. I don’t know if he tucked them in the bra or does that thing where you push them out the back and let them hang out, like a bulldog - no one knows. I’ve seen his balls - they’re huge, and long. Every day he has to put on all the women’s clothes and the hair and makeup and let people film it. What a year he’s had! What an actor, what a role. But you can’t have everything, can you? Not at the same time.Īt least Jeffrey Tambor did it in a dress. What a year she’s had! She became a role model for trans people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes.
They don’t care, obviously.īut as I say I’m gonna be nice tonight. And that’s because they’re the only network with zero nominations. We’re live on NBC - and it’s right that NBC host this awards show because they’re the only network that’s fair and impartial. You’re global megastars with amazing talent - most of you. With all these rich, beautiful celebrities having the time of their lives, let’s hope no one spoils that. Hello, and welcome to the 73rd annual Golden Globe Awards, live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel. I’m gonna do this monologue and go into hiding - not even Sean Penn will find me. You disgusting, pill-popping, sexual-deviant scum.
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